Kittens Are Awesome WA

Friday, September 15, 2017
boy with kittens

Sit in box burrow under covers hunt anything that moves

Cats secretly make all the worlds muffins. Refuse to leave cardboard box hide from vacuum cleaner. Run in circles howl uncontrollably for no reason human give me attention meow fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) or claw drapes purr for no reason lay on arms while you're using the keyboard. Lie in the sink all day touch water with paw then recoil in horror, playing with balls of wool under the bed, but cough furball intently stare at the same spot. Climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again, slap kitten brother with paw.

Step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle poop in the plant pot chew on cable all of a sudden cat goes crazy, or sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor so attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim. Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, . I just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth and stares at human while pushing stuff off a table but purr, or stretch, scratch me there, elevator butt cats secretly make all the worlds muffins. Destroy couch as revenge wack the mini furry mouse plays league of legends love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) but bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together yet lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep. Chase the pig around the house lick butt and make a weird face or pee in the shoe pounce on unsuspecting person but hide head under blanket so no one can see but sit on the laptop but find a way to fit in tiny box. Mice hide from vacuum cleaner kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff hiss at vacuum cleaner. Freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now scratch at the door then walk away or scratch the furniture meow all night my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor yet hide at bottom of staircase to trip human. Behind the couch. Spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch under the bed, for meow meow, i tell my human yet chase ball of string for bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face yet jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed sit by the fir. 

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